Modern Day Bible

Originally Posted November 27 2016

I sometimes feel that if the Bible was written like our modern Western society acted it would probably read like this:

“And on the first day; God brought forth the ‘Creation Project’ before the committee… and on the ninety ninth day, the project passed on a 55% confidence vote given the requirement that Lucifer was left to make sure the humans didn’t go messing with trees they weren’t supposed to.”

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